December 20, 2021
In this blog, I will lay out 4 guesses of what gift you got your classic dad for Christmas. So if you do not have a classic dad as a father then I am sorry. You might as well stop reading. And I’m sorry you weren’t lucky enough to experience trying to change the TV channel while your father was asleep in the recliner, before 9pm, with the remote sitting on his perfectly round stomach.
Read More October 12, 2021
Everyone has these fraudulent chairs. I can’t figure out why? They aren’t more convenient. The little carrier bag takes a tetris master just to get it on. It’s always a struggle slinging that sack over the chair. It’s like trying to put on your first condom. And don’t try and tell me that went smoothly for you…
Read More September 29, 2021
It’s like the biggest dead give-away that the driver likes to eat doughnuts. Or is it? It has to be right? Nope. For some reason, there are assholes out there in the world who drive their car to work with a fucking spotlight on it. Because you never know when you will need a spotlight right?
Read More August 12, 2021
I say Carhartt you say White Claw? Are the hipsters taking this Carhartt trend too far?
Read More December 13, 2020
The Man Law: “Don’t Fruit The Beer” Needs To Be Overturned.
If you’re a young blood then you may be confused as hell with that title. Well, back in the early 2000’s, a little company named Miller Coors wrote the man law: “Don’t fruit the beer.”
Read More November 11, 2020
The United States of America is known for many things. There are some pretty obvious ones: freedom, bald eagles, Ford, Chevy, Budweiser, World War champs, red white and blue, Toby Keith, football, fast food, burgers, blue jeans, Coca Cola, Pepsi, “drink to get drunk”, and Snickers.
Read More April 10, 2019
Well the title of this is pretty straight forward. A few days ago, I was thinking about how awesome Muff Waders are and I got all excited and sharted my pants.
Read More March 30, 2019
So as the top brass dignitary chancellor of muff waders they have taken us to some interesting places in the last month. One thing that has caught my eye is the quality of hotness in different locations.
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