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This blog is is full of pointless thoughts on random topics that you most likely don't care about at all.

The Biggest Fraud Product in Tailgating History Is A Chair

The Biggest Fraud Product in Tailgating History Is A Chair

October 12, 2021

Everyone has these fraudulent chairs. I can’t figure out why? They aren’t more convenient. The little carrier bag takes a tetris master just to get it on. It’s always a struggle slinging that sack over the chair. It’s like trying to put on your first condom. And don’t try and tell me that went smoothly for you…
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Screw You If Your Car Has This Thing

Screw You If Your Car Has This Thing

September 29, 2021

It’s like the biggest dead give-away that the driver likes to eat doughnuts. Or is it? It has to be right? Nope. For some reason, there are assholes out there in the world who drive their car to work with a fucking spotlight on it. Because you never know when you will need a spotlight right?
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I say Carhartt you say White Claw?

I say Carhartt you say White Claw?

August 12, 2021

I say Carhartt you say White Claw? Are the hipsters taking this Carhartt trend too far?

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The Man Law:

The Man Law: "Don't Fruit The Beer" Needs To Be Overturned.

December 13, 2020

The Man Law: “Don’t Fruit The Beer” Needs To Be Overturned. 

      If you’re a young blood then you may be confused as hell with that title. Well, back in the early 2000’s, a little company named Miller Coors wrote the man law: “Don’t fruit the beer.”

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What's The Most American Candy Bar?

What's The Most American Candy Bar?

November 11, 2020

  The United States of America is known for many things.  There are some pretty obvious ones: freedom, bald eagles, Ford, Chevy, Budweiser, World War champs, red white and blue, Toby Keith, football, fast food, burgers, blue jeans, Coca Cola, Pepsi, “drink to get drunk”, and Snickers. 
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Can't trust a man who says he's never shit his pants.

Can't trust a man who says he's never shit his pants.

April 10, 2019

Well the title of this is pretty straight forward. A few days ago, I was thinking about how awesome Muff Waders are and I got all excited and sharted my pants. 
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How Geography Affects the MUFF

How Geography Affects the MUFF

March 30, 2019

So as the top brass dignitary chancellor of muff waders they have taken us to some interesting places in the last month. One thing that has caught my eye is the quality of hotness in different locations. 
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