Knee Deep in Muff - A Blog?

Everyone has these fraudulent chairs. I can’t figure out why? They aren’t more convenient. The little carrier bag takes a tetris master just to get it on. It’s always a struggle slinging that sack over the chair. It’s like trying to put on your first condom. And don’t try and tell me that went smoothly for you…

It’s like the biggest dead give-away that the driver likes to eat doughnuts. Or is it? It has to be right? Nope. For some reason, there are assholes out there in the world who drive their car to work with a fucking spotlight on it. Because you never know when you will need a spotlight right?

I say Carhartt you say White Claw? Are the hipsters taking this Carhartt trend too far?

The Man Law: “Don’t Fruit The Beer” Needs To Be Overturned. 

      If you’re a young blood then you may be confused as hell with that title. Well, back in the early 2000’s, a little company named Miller Coors wrote the man law: “Don’t fruit the beer.”

  The United States of America is known for many things.  There are some pretty obvious ones: freedom, bald eagles, Ford, Chevy, Budweiser, World War champs, red white and blue, Toby Keith, football, fast food, burgers, blue jeans, Coca Cola, Pepsi, “drink to get drunk”, and Snickers. 

Well the title of this is pretty straight forward. A few days ago, I was thinking about how awesome Muff Waders are and I got all excited and sharted my pants. 

So as the top brass dignitary chancellor of muff waders they have taken us to some interesting places in the last month. One thing that has caught my eye is the quality of hotness in different locations.